Burglar Quickie

Scene: A burglar climbing out of a window. The camera is close up. The burglar is wearing a striped jersey and is carrying a bag labelled SWAG in big letters. He gets both feet over the sill and sits on the ledge. Then he looks down and exclaims “Uh oh.” He turns round and begins to climb back in, but a gloved hand grabs him by the collar.

The camera draws back, and we see the burglar is climbing through a first floor window. On the ground is a police constable. His arm is twenty feet long.

Policeman: ALL RIGHT SPIDERMAN, YOU’RE NICKED!

Burglar: DRAT! NABBED BY THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW AGAIN.

(The scene fades out).

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