Golf Course Quickie

Scene: A golf course. A golfer and his caddy walk up to a ball. The golfer takes out a club and addresses the ball, strikes it and as he does so shouts FORE!

Scene: The same golf course, another golfer. He has a club in his hand and is about to address his ball. Hearing the shout, he swings around in a semi-circle and looks around holding his hand up to his eyes. Then he shrugs his shoulders negatively, turns back and addresses the ball again. As he does so, a giant cut out of the number FOUR falls out of the sky from nowhere and hits him on the head. A spring effect BOING is heard as the golfer falls flat to the ground.

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