Scene: A grocerís shop. The grocer is standing behind the counter. The bell rings, and a man walks into the shop.
Grocer: (Looking up) MORNING, MR BROWN.
Man: MORNING, TOM. NEWS OF THE WORLD, PLEASE.
Grocer: THEYíRE ON STRIKE, IíM AFRAID.
Man: OH, THE SUNDAY SPORT, THEN.
Grocer: (Smiling) SOLD OUT.
Man: OH DEAR, WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT THEN?
Grocer: (Reaching behind him) HAVE YOU TRIED THE NEW ONE?
Man: NO, IS IT ANY GOOD?
Grocer: (Handing him a toilet roll) YES. I USE IT MYSELF.
Man: (Taking it and holding it up to the light). WELL, IíLL GIVE IT A TRY. (He pays the grocer). CHEERS. (He turns and walks out of the shop).
Grocer: (Ringing up on the till) BYE, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
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