Jump To It Quickie

Scene: A bare room or a courtyard. Day. A man dressed in an official looking uniform is facing the camera. He is looking down slightly, talking to someone who is out of view. He speaks with an Australian accent.

Man: YOU'VE HAD IT PRETTY CUSHY ROUND HERE THESE PAST FEW MONTHS, BUT I'M IN CHARGE NOW, AND YOU WON'T GIVE ME THE RUNAROUND THE WAY YOU DID MY PRECECESSOR. SO THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD GET THROUGH YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW. (Pointing first at himself then at the camera). I'M THE GOVERNOR, NOT YOU, AND WHEN I SAY JUMP, YOU JUMP: UNDERSTAND? (The camera draws back to show he is speaking to a kangaroo. The animal nods its head).

Man: GOOD.

(End).

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