Leroy Cool Meets Barack Obama
Man, this flight to Bradley is crowded; most of them seem to be press and stuff, they must be on their way
to that terrible mass shooting. The stewardess told me I could be sitting next to a surprise VIP. Wonder who that could be.
Thinks: What the fuck?
It’s very crowded today, sadly.
You’re a celebrity double, right?
No, Air Force One is grounded at the moment.
I guess you must be going to meet the folks after that school shooting.
Yes, so tragic, so unnecessary.
I hope you won’t think me forward but I have a couple of ideas about how to stop such tragic, unnecessary deaths.
No, something much more basic, and something you could do tomorrow.
Okay kid, you’ve got a captive audience.
Well, first you could shut down the drone programme. That way we wouldn’t kill innocent civilians in Pakistan
and elsewhere, including schoolkids and old women.
Thinks: Oh, fuck.
Then you could stop financing and supporting Zionist Imperialism that is killing young kids in Occupied Palestine.
Is this kid bothering you, Mr President?