Three Clerihews For Rhiannon Brooker

(i)

Rhiannon Brooker
Is no looker;
Her ugly mug
Is now in jug.

(ii)

Rhiannon Brooker
Is no looker;
That matters not now
She’s in clink, evil cow.

(iii)

Rhiannon Brooker
Is no looker;
To be blunt,
She’s an ugly cunt.

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