Original (Previously Published) Riddles By Alexander Baron

  The one hundred and ten riddles on this webpage were published in A Book Of Conundrum Riddles - though the word book should not be taken too literally. In the original, the riddles were numbered sequentially 1 to 110, and the answers were published at the back (upside down). A number of very minor corrections have been made to this HTML version, for example, an unwarranted apostrophe has been dropped from (CR32); a comma has been inserted in (CR35); the word Pharoah has been capitalised in (CR38)...Below is page 1, verbatim, the introduction as it appeared in the original way back in 1989. Below that is the inside back cover, also verbatim.


                TO THE READER

The following small collection of rhymed conundrum riddles is a selection from some 1500+ I have composed since 1984. Previously, some, including a few which appear here, were published in the Voice newspaper under the Kids Korner column May and December of 1987. The fact that they never caught on was, I like to think, due entirely to the poor presentation, inappropriate selection of, and frequent tampering with the riddles, rather than the quality of the puzzles themselves. I have not attempted to grade the selection, so dead easy ones appear alongside real brain teasers. However, they are all readily solvable, and if you are the type of person who even dares attempt the Times crossword you should have no trouble in picking your way through this little maze of anagrams, puns and other assorted niceties. Depending on the response to this slim volume, more will follow. A Baron South East London 25th November 1988

Text by A Baron

Front cover designed by Theresia Weller

Layout and artwork by T D Man


The back cover bears the ISBN, 1 871473 30 6 and is copyright 1989 by ITMA.

The riddles were pages 2-18; pages 19 & 20 contained the answers (upside down). Except number 50, for which the answer did not appear! It took me a minute or two to work it out, but you will find it below.

(CR70) became obsolete soon after it was written, as will be seen from the answer.

In the original pamphlet, many of the answers were spelled out, eg bad-MIN-ton; here this is rendered simply as Badminton. One answer was given as Constable or constable. Here it is rendered Constable.

The answers appear on a separate page.


Riddles (CR1-CR115)

 

(CR1) This fruit might it be said
Is not quite lead?
Four letters.

(CR2) The Sun-god came, but not that way:
It’s in the picture, you might say.
Six letters.

(CR3) A Russian butterfly is all at sea.
Indeed, but what on Earth can this thing be?
Three and seven.

(CR4) Gee meets the girl and it’s apparent
In five, he’ll soon be transparent.

(CR5) A city with a zero
Together will uncover
An English playwright’s hero
And someone’s Latin lover.

(CR6) Hole in the ground. In four it’s clear
A half bad animal lives here.

(CR7) A mythical beast?
Sicilian at least!

(CR8) Though it may be obtuse
It makes a point, or three,
It’s not a semi circle,
But it’s of the same degree.

(CR9) Four letters, three,
Is he a pig?
No, but he doesn’t give a fig
For others people, and I say,
You’ll find him on the motorway.
What is he?

(CR10) The people who walk down this path
Are not always life’s winners,
But at least they don’t feel the wrath
Of God, for they’re not sinners.
Eight letters, three and six.

(CR11) A grim era, but one
That always has a happy start,
Though as the years pass
One or both may have a change of heart.

(CR12) A black man with an Irish sounding name:
In five, six, comic actor of some fame.

(CR13) Such music may age Reg, but it’s forgiven
Because it’s got a real pulsating rhythm.

(CR14) No big deal,
The fast baker serves a meal.

(CR15) Run far and bonk
I have a hunch
Will make, not plonk,
But first class punch.

(CR16) The loper joins Rex
And the two seem to be
The type who engages
In discovery.

(CR17) Methinks
A lynx,
A duck and hope
Can strike
The right
Orchestral note.

(CR18) Made to drink
Alcohol, I think.

(CR19) In nine, the dirty room is rearranged,
And sleeps a dozen when the linen’s changed.

(CR20) Intelligent dame:
Hence radium came.

(CR21) Moon starer? yes, or one might say,
But I’d not phrase it quite that way.

(CR22) A stew sir! and thus he was fed,
Of so ’twas heard, but not so read.

(CR23) Today, as in the past,
They’re a rich Tory caste.
Three and eleven.

(CR24) I finish with a lot,
And that is what I’ve got.
(Of enthusiasm).

(CR25) The last comes to the first, and ’twould appear
Another word for area is here.

(CR26) American communist?
Don’t be absurd!
In five, six and three:
An innocuous bird.

(CR27) It sounds like a fake,
And also a stone,
But in letters eight
It’s Irish and grown.

(CR28) My second’s in shuffle,
But never in stepped,
My third is in notice,
But not in adept,
My fourth and my fifth
Are in brash, but not bribe;
You’ll find me - a language,
And also a tribe.

(CR29) The actor’s in confusion,
Perhaps he’s losing heart,
For it is no illusion
His is the lesser part.

(CR30) I play all the ABC
In fourtee letters, (A to Z).

(CR31) The mob is confused
And surrounded by three;
The Haitian’s bemused,
Poor old chap, what is he?

(CR32) A slippery sounding place to live,
It’s first and last are that of give.

(CR33) A military weapon,
Whatever can it be?
For in the middle, (clearly seen),
Is a menagerie.

(CR34) Israel’s bane and
A European land.

(CR35) A novel sort of fellow,
If you know what I mean,
For wherever you seek him
He is nowhere to be seen.
Perhaps Mr Wells knows him.
Three, nine and three.

(CR36) Turn the Greek
About to suit:
Not a leek
But still a root.

(CR37) A canine’s one
Is better than none.
Four and six.

(CR38) A crooked line leads where-o?
You’d better ask the Pharoah.

(CR39) Half time to iron: not leisure,
But something of a measure.

(CR40) More dates? Er yes,
But never to excess.
Return them then
To reasonable men.

(CR41) My first is in razor,
But never in blade,
My second in gazer,
But not in afraid,
My third is in powder,
But never in keg,
My fourth is in howdah,
But not Winnipeg,
My fifth is in yoghurt,
And so is my last,
I’m so slight you’ll hardly
Perceive me go past.

(CR42) The pilots cheer, my word
There’s not a single bird.

(CR43) Lois has it,
But her fella
And her best friend
Wouldn’t tell her.

(CR44) A duck I’d call
Almost dam all.

(CR45) The quack is in a state:
Confused and late.

(CR46) A third of commuters
Join some fly-by-night,
And in letters six
They’re involved in a fight.

(CR47) My first is in castle,
But never in keep,
My second is found
In awake and asleep,
My third is in porridge,
But never in wheat,
My fourth is in vicious,
But never in cheat,
An insect will finish me,
I’m something which
You’ll have in your household,
(Provided you’re rich).

(CR48) He’s just lost his metal,
This man from Down Under,
Now he’s European
In eight, (and no wonder).

(CR49) Two of the dealer’s change, I say,
And now he’s showing us the way.

(CR50) Out of this world and sweet? my life!
(But don’t forget to take your wife).

(CR51) It’s in your stomach first, but look,
In letter eight, it’s back to book.

(CR52) A flaring end, but some would say
The same thing in another way.

(CR53) Sow it lad, or rather, sow them man,
You’re only young once, get them while you can.

(CR54) A thousand go to war
With half of them, I’m told.
Another clue? Why sure:
In six, it isn’t cold.

(CR55) This woman isn’t large,
But you had best take heed,
Because she’ll surely charge
For what she claims to read.

(CR56) A fellow French precedes the day,
And yellow fruit is here. I say.

(CR57) A village on the way
Is Mr Shakespeare’s play.

(CR58) It’s made of steel, although a lot of nylon can be found
In this thing which supports a heavy charge above the ground.

[The above riddle was first published in the Voice, September 15, 1987, page 47].

(CR59) About face and you’ll see
A place where one takes tea.

(CR60) It’s cold and white,
And known to bite.
Five letters.

(CR61) Ray can spell a word:
Does it mean Island bird?

(CR62) This one’s easy as falling off a log:
In five, you’ll name a pugilistic dog.

(CR63) These countries may be small or large,
But always they end in a charge.
Seven letters.

(CR64) This game starts in a good way? No!
The opposite, I’ll state.
It lasts for sixty seconds, though
It ends in quite a weight.

(CR65) This one won’t take a week
If I tell you, my friend,
Ray’s name is simply Greek,
And mother’s at the end.

(CR66) An artist uniformly dressed:
To paint, or to make an arrest!

(CR67) Does a teacher have many?
That’s usually true,
Yet a pair are sufficient
For me and for you.
Six letters.

(CR68) He owns a tin and wears a cap,
That is my firm belief;
He’s usually a clever chap,
That’s why he is the chief.

(CR69) What’s that you say:
A magic bird of prey?
Six letters.

(CR70) A famous wizard changes one, provided
In six, a modern city is divided.

[Re the above, see also (70)].

(CR71) Respectful term for maybe
A pallindromic lady?
Five letters.

(CR72) About a rag to start a root,
Then fifty-one will follow suit,
It finishes in letters six,
A century completes the mix.

(CR73) When a German affirmative comes to the East
You’ll expect us to visit the country at least.
With a deity perhaps?

(CR74) My first is in chorus,
But never in line,
My second in torus,
But never in sine,
My third is in wonder,
And also in seen,
My fourth’s not a blunder,
But is found in green,
Two more finish me,
It’s a thing you might feel,
But not if you’ve eaten a nourishing meal.

(CR75) The frog’s voice fades a bit, and thus you’ll see
What once was little has become a tree.

(CR76) Solve this one, but first take a pew:
A book that’s half old and half new.

(CR77) Pour sulphur on a dwelling
And you can dig a hole
With the resultant spelling,
Or move a pile of coal.

(CR78) A Yugoslav is out of joint:
His cash is at its lowest point.

(CR79) A cereal that warms you when you eat,
For even when it’s cold, it’s full of heat.

(CR80) An American card game,
And one that I think
Is all right for imbibers:
It’s nearly all drink.
Three and five.

(CR81) Liz takes her bra
And travels far;
In six she’ll be
In nut country.

(CR82) A transcendental on the rates
Becomes the scourge of shipping states.

(CR83) Spelt with two aitches and and ’o’,
In letters five it’s known to flow.

(CR84) It may be regular, although I fear
It sounds as though the parrot isn’t here.
Shape this from seven letters.

(CR85) A pig surrounds a wall,
And gulps, or so I’ve heard;
This story isn’t tall,
It just describes a bird.

(CR86) So two hundred begin, I say,
But only twenty-two can play,
Six letters and five.

(CR87) In the vernacular
This ocean’s dweller’s seen
When (seven letters),
Someone throws a saint.
But at the Queen?

(CR88) Eleven and me company in order
Will designate a place south of the border.

(CR89) You’ll solve this one at once or very soon:
The place hydroxyl meets Jovian moon.

(CR90) A half negative thing you’ll know well
On account of its functional smell.

(CR91) Dishevelled heaps become the norm
When they take geometric form.

(CR92) A game for two, but are you sure
It often comes under the door?

(CR93) A thing with strings that’s often seen
Preventing little Josephine.

(CR94) Wrap up warmly when you’re afloat
Inside this pallindromic boat.

(CR95) My first is in carrot,
But never in bean,
My second in burrow,
But never in green,
My third is my fourth,
And I end in a “y”,
I’m spicy and edible,
So what am I?

(CR96) A beast of burden’s in front of the car,
And thus at university we are.

(CR97) Is Bon a carnivore? No, but you oughta
See him out grazing, or down by the water.

(CR98) Atill joins Gary, and I’m fairly certain
You’ll find them together behind the Iron Curtain.

(CR99) Lay it, nearly
Is Latin, clearly,

(CR100) An ugly creature and a girl
Whose name begins with zed:
Goes very nicely with a glass
Of wine, or slice of bread.

(CR101) A magazine with a foodstuff is spied:
In six the thief is feathery and pied.

(CR102) You should know better:
A bird in a letter?

(CR103) It’s only a dot,
But the power it’s got
When it moves just a step to the right!
If it moves twice again,
Then a hundred times ten
Is the end result, such is its might.
But can you name it in seven and five?

(CR104) A bird for which I’m willing
To pay one pound, one shilling.

(CR105) I’m in the academy,
Know what I mean?
And I’m rumoured to be
The first man on the scene.

(CR106) The kind of garment I declare
That any kangaroo would wear.

(CR107) A Caribbean fellow who is said
(In letters five) to have a copper head.

(CR108) Five yen is seen
To make one green.

(CR109) Something that’s all around
Yet it’s iron in the middle,
Ten men and five are found
Within, so solve this riddle
In eleven letters.

(CR110) The twenty-fifth receives a rub,
And I’d sure like to own
This precious stone.

(CR111) Young Edward may riot,
But not here, beyond,
In a world famous city
Across the big Pond.

(CR112) Two vowels prefix a sibling,
Familiar form, of course;
You’ll need this in the desert,
And so too will your horse.

(CR113) Red rum as a drink can be filling,
In another form it can be killing.

(CR114) A game of ups and downs by chance,
Retreat (by serpent) or advance.

(CR115) In three letters, four, a strange one, I’ll confess;
An event where the rodents are winning, no less.


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