Whatever Happened To Shady Jane?

Tell me, Miss Fonda, Ms Fonda,
Is it true that before you brought out your best selling book
Dance Your Way To Fitness With Hanoi Jane,
Before you joined Sophia Loren, Joan Collins and company
As one of the world’s ten most beautiful women over forty,
Before you became a sex symbol,
Before you played Barbarella,
Before you spat on your country
And went to entertain the Vietcong
Who were, at that very moment,
Killing your fellow Americans in the jungles of South-East Asia,
Before you were anybody,
Is it true, that way back then,
You used to copulate on stage, in front of a live audience,
And, that on at least one occasion,
You were photographed giving head?

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