Umbrella Quickie

Scene: This is a skit for radio.

First Voice: Excuse me.

Second Voice: Yes sir.

First Voice: I bought this here last week.

Second Voice: Yes sir.

First Voice: Itís an umbrella.

Second Voice: (Pause) So it is, sir.

First Voice: Itís a Tote umbrella.

Second Voice: Sir?

First Voice: Well, look at it, man.

Second Voice: (Stupidly) Sir?

First Voice: A Tote umbrella has a lifetime guarantee.

Second Voice: Sir?

First Voice: (Spelling it out) A-Tote-umbrella-is-gua-ran-teed-for-the-life-time-of-the-o-ri-gin-al-own-er. Do-you-com-pre-hend?

Second Voice: Yes sir. Are you sure, sir?

First Voice: Quite sure.

Second Voice: One moment, sir.

SFX: (Fumbling under the counter) SFX (single gunshot).

First Voice: Aaaghh!

SFX: (Body falling).

SFX: (Bell).

Second Voice: Next please.

(End).

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