Bishop Quickie

Scene: The inside of a building, possibly a church. The floor is tiled in black and white. Two clergymen are standing waiting for someone.

1^st Clergyman: (Looking Ahead) AH, HERE COMES THE BISHOP NOW.

2^nd Clergyman: ARE YOU SURE THAT’S HIM?

1^st Clergyman: OH YES, LOOK.

(The camera shifts to a man in a dark suit. He is walking diagonally towards them in a zig-zag pattern like a bishop on a chess board, treading only on the white [or black] tiles).

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