Gestapo Quickie

 

Scene: A bare, dimly lit room. A Gestapo officer in full uniform is apparently standing over an unseen prisoner. He is wearing a cap, and holds a cane in his right hand. He speaks in a stereotypical Nazi fashion.

Officer: SO, YOU VILL NOT TALK, ZE UNTERSTURMFUEHRER TELLS ME. I HAFF VAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK. TALK!

(Silence)

TALK! (He swishes his cane). TALK OR I VILL HAFF YOU TORTURED ZEN TAKEN OUT AND SHOT!

(Silence)

TALK! (Swishes his cane and shouts)

TALK, I COMMAND YOU!

(Silence)

(The officer stands with his face contorted. The camera draws back to show a parrot [rear view, perhaps a dummy] sitting on its perch).

Parrot: (In typical scrambled parrot fashion) PRETTY BOY, PRETTY BOY.

(The officer’s face lights up as the camera fades out).

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