9/11 Haiku


Mohamed Atta
    Must be laughing in Hell at
       David Ray Griffin.

July 22, 2012





A Prayer

Please God save me from
    Delusional children and
       Demented women.

January 18, 2014






Death Of An Invented Person 
(Mustafa Tamimi)

Newt Gingrich said I
Was an invented person,
But I had a name.

December 10, 2011




Haiku

A truth that’s told with
    Bad intent is still a truth
       When all’s said and done.






Haiku


Jessie’s in Heaven
With all the non-believers,
For God hates yes-men.






Haiku


Men may become se-
    rial killers, but only 
        Women marry them.




Haiku


Militants get what
    They want; pacifists only
          Get what they deserve.   




Haiku

The right decision
    Is more important than the
        Democratic one.




Haiku

To change one’s mind is 
    A woman’s privilege and 
        A sci’ntist’s duty.





Haiku

Where are my virgins,
    Why is it so dark in here?
        Allah, let me out!




Haiku: Gutter Press

The only thing low-
    Er than the Sun is the I
        Q of its readers.




Love Is

Love is doing a 
     Good deed for a stranger and
         Then walking away. 





Proof Reading

Proof reading is a
     Pastime best undertaken
         With two pairs of eyes.






Tehran Rose

Tehran Rose, thou art
     So sweet because you get up
         Gerry Gable’s nose.

Aaarrghh! Down with the Holocaust-denying, racist, fascist, sexist, homophobic and worst of all anti-Semitic Lady Michèle Renouf!