Indian Restaurant Quickie

 

Scene: An Indian restaurant. Sitar music is playing in the background. A waiter is standing over a table.

Waiter: (To unseen diner) SPECIAL FRIED RICE, TWO PUPPADOM, HOW YOU LIKE YOUR CHICKEN VINDALOO SIR, MILD?

Voice: HOT PLEASE, VERY, VERY, VERY HOT.

(The camera draws back to reveal the Devil sitting at the table).

(Fade).

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