Excuse me, aren’t you Kat Banyard?
Yes.
Thought I recognised you. I just read your book The Equality Illusion.
Oh, really?
Can I ask you a question about it?
Feel free.
If you are so opposed to the objectification of women, why do you wear such a sexy black dress?
Hmm!
I ain’ complainin’ mind, not about dose jugs!
Really!!
Man, you is one fine honky bitch. Howz you like t’be ma ho’?
Sexist pig!
Hmm, I guess my membership of the patriarchy trumps my oppressed minority status.