Hi guys and gals, I’m back in the UK, albeit in transit.
Hey, I know that face.
Excuse me, aren’t you Ed Millipede?
Mili-BAND.
Oh sorry, guess I’m just a dumb N...
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New Yorker.
Oh really, my brother lives in New York. What part are you from?
Watts.
Hmm.
Only joking. I was in New York when I saw you on that discussion programme earlier this week.
Oh right.
I thought your duel with Myleene Klass was fascinating.
Er.
In fact I can’t wait to see round 2. Here she comes now.
Hello Ed!
Gulp!
Er, goodness, is that my flight? Nice to meet you but have to dash. Bye!
Nice bloke, but I’m glad he isn’t on our side!