She₇s so easy to vex,
Any mention of sex,
Any reference to something that₇s male;
Put a tit or a bum
On page three of The Scum
And like a Jewess, watch her wail.
She supports dikes and gays;
Hates Apartheid; she says
Racism is the ultimate sin;
And the odd token black
Has invaded her crack
So ashamed is she of her white skin.
She campaigns on the left,
Wealth like property₇s theft,
To the unworthy she would apportion
Equal shares with aplomb,
Ban the hydrogen bomb,
Cos it₇s genocide – unlike abortion.
Watch her scream in mock rage
At the nude on the page,
At police who investigate rape;
She drinks pints like a man,
F₇s and blinds with élan,
So much so she leaves navvies agape.
For the poor and oppressed
She₇s outraged and distressed,
And the fascists to her are the pits;
She smokes grass, goes to blues,
And hangs out with the Jews,
Niggers, Trots and all radical shits.
She₇s a typical red,
Not a thought in her head,
Save her class struggle, fought on two fronts,
For both men and the rich
Are oppressing this bitch,
And her sisters: poor feminist cunts!
[The above was first published in Scatoligicus Eroticum, February 1993.]
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