Five Original Ways You Can
Contribute To Poetry Today

1. Invent a new word, preferably one that rhymes with orange.
2. Introduce a new metre.
3. Compose a sonnet in anapaest.
4. Write a limerick in iambic pentameter.
5. Shoot the Poet Laureate.

[The above was first published in the 1987 anthology We’re Coming For Your Telecom Shares.]

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