Leroy Cool Meets Gerry Gable

Hello, Mr Gable!

 

 
What? Oh, hello Delroy.

 

 
Leroy.

 

 
Of course, Leroy; I must be getting forgetful in my old age.

 

 
Thinks – You sure must be, that’s probably why you remember things that never happened.
Says – This is a small world; I’m en route to the Public Record Office again.

 

 
Oh, and what are you studying today, Colonial Africa?

 

 
Yes, Mr Gable.

 

 
About how those wicked racists oppressed black people with slavery, White Supremacy, exploitation and Apartheid?

 

 
Sure thing, and how they tore down great African civilisations and forced the natives to live in mud huts.

 

 
???

 

 
Hey, isn’t that the same baseball cap you were wearing when you were interviewed for the Camden New Journal by John Gullible?

 

 
John Gulliver? Yes. Did you read that?

 

 
Yeah, that’s how I recognised you.

 

 
Oh.

 

 
In that interview you said it was you who brought David Copeland to justice.

 

 
That’s right, so I did.

 

 
Man, it really is a small world, like you said. You know why?

 

 
No. Why?

 

 
Because that’s exactly the same type of hat Copeland was wearing when he was identified by his workmate Paul Mifsud after a public appeal by the police.

 

 
!!!

 

 
Good grief, that’s my train. Bye!

 

 
Man, how come dem honkies fall for this Kosher James Bond shit all the time? Don’t they realise Google is their friend, even if Gerry Gable isn’t?