Leroy Cool Meets Police Commissioner, Bernard Hogan-Howe

Excuse me, aren’t you the Police Commissioner, Bernard Hogan-Howe?

 

I am indeed.

 

I heard you said recently you were determined to stamp out racism wherever it occurs.

 

I did, indeed.

 

Would you say it is true that the police have to some extent lost the trust of the black community?

 

Sadly, that appears to be the case.

 

May I make a suggestion as to how you can redress this?

 

Please do.

 

Arrest the pig who shot and killed Mark Duggan, and charge those who are protecting him with perverting the course of justice.

 

Listen you smart little n...

 

???

 

Is this man bothering you, Commissioner?

 

Our little American friend here is insulting our wonderful force; he says the police are racist. What do you think of that, Smellie?

 

Listen, you little cunt, fuck off and don’t come back, unless you want me to give you the same treatment I gave that white bitch Nicola Fisher.

 

Yeah, or that other cunt, Ian Tomlinson.

 

I take that back, they don’t treat blacks unfairly at all; they treat everyone like dirt.

 

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