Leroy Cool Meets The 9/11 Truth Movement

Hi, arenít you Steve K?

Er, yes. Do I know you?

No, I recognised you by your hat.


Hi Steve.

Hi, Dr Griffin.

Iíve just heard the flight has been delayed for an hour.

Perhaps you two gents could use that time to explain to me how 9/11 was an inside job. Iíve never been able to get my head round that.

Certainly, why donít you start from the beginning, Steve?

Sure thing.

Thinks: This should be good.

It all began when George Bush said to Dick Cheney...

Dick, how are we going to advance this darn New World Order?

Before we can do that, George, we have to trash the Constitution and turn America into a police state.

Yes, I suppose weíd have to. How are we going to do that?

Probably the best way would be to stage a terrorist incident and use that as a pretext for increased domestic surveillance, warrantless wiretaps and maybe detention without trial.

Yes, but simply staging an incident wouldnít have that effect, weíd have to kill a good few people, ordinary members of the public.

Killing members of the public probably wouldnít be a good idea; the conspiracy cranks would get suspicious. I think weíd have to kill a few of our own people, probably FBI agents.

Yes, how about we arrange to plant a bomb at the FBI Academy at Quantico, Virginia?

That wouldnít work; remember I tried that at Oklahoma in 1995?

Good point, Bill.

I know, remember the Islamists bombed the World Trade Center in 1993?

I certainly do, it happened on my watch.

Well, how about we bomb the World Trade Center, but in spectacular fashion?

There is a lot of security on the ground; I donít know youíd be able to get past the local police.

Hey, Iíve got an idea...

Dubya have an idea? That sounds a bit far fetched to me.

Listen, you dumb n...


Nitwit. Whoís telling this story, you or me?

Sorry, go on.

...Why donít we fly a plane into it? That would be spectacular.

Great idea, George. Hey, how about two planes, one for each tower?

That would be spectacular indeed; the buildings might even collapse if they hit with enough force and the planesí fuel sets them on fire.

When they thought about it though, they realised plane crashes wouldnít be enough.

Okay, weíll need a controlled demolition as well, on both buildings.

I appreciate this guys, but would it be possible to bring down Building 7 as well?

I imagine so; itís quite likely some of the debris from the crash will hit the building and set it on fire.

Great, but can you talk to the fire department chief and tell him to make sure they leave it to burn for seven hours, just to make absolutely sure it comes down?

That shouldnít be too difficult; the fire department will have their hands full when the Twin Towers collapse.

Undoubtedly so, theyíll probably lose 343 men that day, so theyíll be under pressure to attend to the main event.

Just be careful you donít say anything to give the game away, like telling the fire chief to pull it.

Bill, not even a Gentile would be that dumb.

Better keep an eye on our press office too, Dick. We donít want them telling the BBC the building has collapsed before it actually does.

You can always trust the BBC, Mr President.

I was thinking, George, wouldnít it be even more convincing if we bombed the Pentagon too?

Thatís a great idea, Dick. Say, why donít we use a fourth plane to attack the White House?

Thatís not a bad idea, but we donít want to end up killing you as well.

Why donít we stage the attacks for September 11? Iíll be in Florida that day.

It wouldnít be a bad idea to bring the plane down before the White House, somewhere like Shanksville?

Good idea. What flight would you suggest?

United Airlines 93.

Right. What about the plane to crash on the Pentagon?

Any chance you can use American Airlines Flight 77? Barbara Olson will be on board, and that fucking bitch published a really vicious book about Hillary.

Consider it done, Bill. Anything for an old Yale man.

Who are you going to use to fly the planes?

Obviously theyíll have to be Arabs.

I can recommend Mohamed Atta; heís an Egyptian, heís done some great work for the Mossad.

Can he find eighteen others?

Of course I can, many Arabs love Israel besides Nonie Darwish.

Glad youíre on board.

Always prepared to help my beloved Israel, but how do we escape from the planes before they crash?

Er, you donít, but we will arrange for your father to claim to have spoken to you the day after the attacks.

But Iíll still be dead, right?

Yes, but look on the bright side, youíll be helping to build the New World Order. When my administration tried to pull off something like this, we failed dismally.

Yeah, this time youíll be joining the winning team. We can use these attacks as a pretext for invading both Afghanistan and Iraq.

Hmm, I dunno.

Hey, Iíve got a proposition for ya; remember Joe Versus The Volcano?

Sure I do, itís my favourite film.

How about I give you a special credit card? You can live it up, snort cocaine, sleep with white women...for three months, and then...

Can I go to Las Vegas? Iíve always wanted to go to Las Vegas.

Sure you can.

Hey, I even like the sound of that: Joe Versus The Volcano becomes Mo Versus The North Tower.

Can you do the same for the others, Larry?

No problem, Mr President, the insurance will more than cover it.

Dick, how are we going to arrange for the controlled demolitions?

I can sort that, Mr President.

Great stuff. Iíll see to it that youíre promoted to Director a week before the attacks.

Itís shaping up good, Mr President. Operation Northwoods was never like this.

So thatís the real story, is it?

More or less, yes, but weíll probably never know the whole truth due to the government cover up.

Hmm, personally I think Holocaust Revisionism sounds a lot more plausible.

You filthy anti-Semite!

Damn, theyíve rumbled that Iím a government shill!

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